Inventory - Unknown Seas

[sharddrive]

Keeping:

• Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
  
• Air Tank - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
  
• Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
  
• Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
  
• “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
  
• Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished cyan gemstone said to hold immense power, like Baja Blast Mountain Dew. (Received from Yeager in exchange for an unspecified favor.)
  
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For Trade:

• Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
  
• Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing!
  
• Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
  
• I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
  
• Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing!
  
• Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
  
• Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
  
• Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
  
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Used/Discarded:

• The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! (Shard took one look at this thing and just left it in the vending machine room.)
  
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